We're like a lot better than the average bears
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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