Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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