I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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