and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
