The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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