are you still at the devil's house?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Come on in and take your pants off
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