My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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