Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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