There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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