I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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