hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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