Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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