Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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