They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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