Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
