i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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