my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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