just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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