Your tits are I can't wait for
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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