he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
