as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
