i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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