I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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