Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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