S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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