I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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