Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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