Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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