so that wasnt chicken after all
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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