Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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