just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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