He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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