I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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