where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Is Oprah even human
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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