I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
