watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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