Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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