Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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