And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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