Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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