Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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