There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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