Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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