I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Randomize
