If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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