Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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