Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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