everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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