so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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