Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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