I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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